You tell mom you have your first date in your college years. She is surprised because you have always been the shy type.. mom does the typical thing and talks your ear off and asks you embarrassing questions like are you going to shower? Use mousse in your hair? What are you going to wear? She is determined to help her son, even though this moment she feels she is loosing you. Eventually she asks if you have protection. Are you experienced? You’re a virgin? Well you need some experience for your date tonight so you’re not totally lost.. mom gives you a handjob, and a blowjob while talking you through it. Then she says you also need experience in giving a girl head, so you go down on mom.. then you fuck her. Don’t worry hunny, this doesn’t pop your cherry. You are still a virgin even if we just practiced having sex without a condom. I’m your mom, I don’t count!