We’re coworkers working for the same company. This wouldn’t be an issue if you weren’t such a crap employee. I always have to pick up your slack. You get off easy with it though because you’re the CEO’s son. There’s a new position opening up and I want it. Realistically, I know you’re probably going to get it. Not on my watch. The entire workplace is in on my plan. I invite you over and play nice with the intentions of eating you whole. The video starts with me on the phone with you while you’re digesting in my stomach, filing you in on what’s going on. You’re scared and confused. I fart over and over while taunting and humiliating you. I read farewell letters some of our coworkers wrote up for me to read to you. Our call is interrupted with a call from your mom. I take the call even thought I cannot stop farting. Thankfully she can’t hear them and ends up getting the position you were supposed to get. I’m so happy! I call you back to rub it in your face. Too bad you had to learn the hard way to stay out of my way!