While babysitting and helping with homework, looking up synonyms for small really made me think of you Mr. Smith. Remember when you all took me to the water park, and you got hard staring at me in my bikini? Well, I saw how tiny that boner was. When reading off the synonyms for small I couldn’t help but think how some of the words also matched how your brain works! Like stunted. You must have had stunted learning abilities if you think its okay to get hard for the babysitter you hired. It would be a real shame if your wife found out about it if I didn’t get a raise. Now that we agree upon that, hope you have a lovely day with you wife Mr. Smith!