I asked you to come into My office during work to talk. I remind you of that epic (embarrassing for you) time when you stood up after the meeting and your pants had a giant wet spot on them. I would softly touch My fur and your attention would shift quickly from the meeting topic to My black, soft fur coat. I enjoyed making you squirm in your chair, leaking every time I would run My fingers through the fur. Knowing this weakness, I’ll make you My fur freak. Ordering you to stroke to My fur in My office, giving you a perfect reason to love work again.