Honey, we cannot get married if you keep having these wet accidents at night! I hate greeting my morning in your yellow puddles. I have come up with the perfect solution for our problems- PAMPERS! You will be wearing pampers day and night. I have selected a few cute designs for you to wear too. Don't pout, this is for your betterment. I will send you to work in nice, thick pull-ups. You won't have to use the restroom at work at all! I will check your pull-ups to make sure you properly used them too. In the evening, I will pamper you before we rest. I didn't get to the best part. When I walk down the aisle to say "I Do" you will be wearing pampers under your suit. I wouldn't want you having any wet accidents in front of our guests while we cut the cake!