Gross gf turns you on. Maria’s missed you, her perfect husband (POV). She got all dolled up for you, even. You cannot help to notice that she has put on a bit of weight: her stomach looks bloated and soft, her tits enormous. You can tell she’s embarrassed. She explains that yes, while you were away, she used food as comfort. Today, before your arrival, she stuffed herself, worried you might find her unattractive, and out of sheer anxiety, and now her belly hurts! You tell Maria you find her beautiful, more so now that she has gained some weight: she looks so fluffy! Oops. A loud, guttural burp Maria has failed to hide. She covers her mouth and giggles shyly, and you confess to her your fetish—now is the time. As it so happens, you don’t like perfect. You love flawed and big and loud and gross x