After filming a bit I realized I had really worked up my appetite. I was in the mood for carbs (though, to be honest when am I not?) but I couldn't decide what I wanted. So I did what my heart told me to do, which was order three separate pasta/noodle orders. I got a big serving of chicken parmesan, some gouda stuffed tortellini, and a high calorie pad thai. And if that wasn't enough, I also made sure to get an appetizer of potstickers and a large lemonade. I sit down on my creaky couch and start to dig in, my belly hanging heavily in between my legs. I have some TV I'm streaming on in the background so I can get into that mindless eating zone. It turns me on to be this greedy, though, so of course I play with my belly -- jiggling it, grabbing handfuls of fat, and rubbing it when I start to feel packed with food. I'm looking at my most plump ever, and this angle definitely highlights that. I even burp a bit here and there, gulping down lemonade and stuffing my face with bite after bite of pasta and dumplings. I get a little greedy with my noodles, grabbing great big bites and slurping them up rudely. I definitely don't try to look pretty in this clip, I'm completely taken over by gluttony and I can't help but gorge and eat as much as I can. I get pretty stuffed, but after eating for thirty minutes straight I decided to finish the last couple bites off camera, lest the clip get too long. This truly is my favorite way to eat -- like a fat lazy couch potato, grazing for hours while I watch something on the TV. It's so easy to turn into a mindless eating machine. Don't you want front row seats to my fattening? A candid-style stuffing with three different entrees plus an appetizer, with lots of belly play, burps, and different angles of my growing gut. With a mindless stuffing vibe as I watch stuff in the background. A portrait-style vertical clip, perfect to watch on your phone or wherever else you'd like!