Let's figure out how your dick measures up, no rulers or complex calculations needed. All you need is something basic, easy to find, and of a standard size: a toilet paper roll. Have this on hand and I am going to tell you step by step what to do, what it means if you can slide your penis into a toilet paper roll without it touching the sides. Can you imagine how that would feel to a woman? How underwhelming it would be? I'm here to be brutally honest with you, blunt, and give you the honest truth about your puny little pecker. It's not a cock, its pure sexual disappointment. Do you find that degrading? Well, I like to think of it more as a wakeup call.