You're due for a little obedience training, Puppy. All the gooning, all the jerking, you're getting out of control. It's time for you to listen to step-Mommy. In most obedience training, you're encouraged to get your dog all riled up, and then see if they can still obey commands. Do you think you're going to be able to handle it? In between edging you, I'm going to have you perform all kinds of fun, and possibly humiliating, tricks for my entertainment. You wouldn't dare disobey, would you? I'd hate to have to punish my precious Pump Puppy!