I'm your new neighbour and I invite you over so that we can get to know each other a little better. I lounge around on my sofa asking you a few questions but then decide that I want to make myself more comfortable. I strip down into my lingerie and notice you staring at my huge belly. You assume that I'm pregnant and ask if I've had weird cravings. I joke that I'm hungry constantly - in fact I could eat a whole person!!! You laugh, thinking that I'm joking and I ask you to lay down on the sofa so that I can straddle you. "Can I tell you a secret?" I ask, before explaining that the friend you introduced me to yesterday is actually squirming around inside of my belly... I'm not pregnant after all... I just enjoy eating men! You quickly become scared and so I make a deal with you - if I can tickle you for just 10 seconds and you don't laugh then you are free to leave. Of course I am excellent at tickling and you fail the challenge within four seconds!! I pick you up and gobble you inside of my huge belly. I lay down once more, this time running my fingers over my huge belly and talking to you inside of me. You'll be trapped inside my belly forever now, but don't worry... the two of you won't be alone for very long. I'm going to see how many men I can gobble up!!