1920x1080 HD I am so freaking thirsty today and stupid me forgot my water for the day. When everyone was at the morning meeting I snuck into the break room and saw a glass of milk in there. I grabbed it so fast and went back to my desk. Since my coworkers aren't around I gulped it down so no one would notice I took it. The thing is I started feeling weird. All of a sudden my stomach starts making these crazy noises and I did notice the milk tasted weird. Suddenly I feel something on my head and go to touch and I feel donkey ears!! what the fuck I start freaking out because now everyone is going to know I drank the milk. There is no way I am walking out of here unnoticed. I am so fucked and I don't know what to do.. Then I start getting pains again and all of a sudden I have a donkey snout. What the fuck I cannot be turned into a jackass for devouring someone's milk. Of course I now know it had to be something else. I am trying to figure out how to sneak out without getting caught but I am to late. Next thing I know I have a tail and am just making donkey noises. My coworkers can definitely hear me and there's NO way they won't catch me. Lesson of the day do not devour the breast milk. It will turn you into a Jackass