It’s late at night. You’re scrolling on your phone when suddenly a brightly coloured pop-up appears on your screen. “Now available from Honkers – your very own real life Clown Sex Doll – the Oral Fixation edition! Order now! Free delivery worldwide!” the ad reads. You wonder if it’s a scam, but then again, you’ve always been curious about fucking a clowngirl, so you take the risk before you can think about it too much. Within 24 hours, your Clowngirl Sex Doll arrives at your door… You open the box and she grins at you, handing you her instruction manual. You can’t believe your eyes. Number 1 in the instruction booklet says, “Please ensure your clowngirl’s mouth is operating properly.” You wonder what that means. “Use your fingers to ensure her mouth responds to your touch before proceeding.” You use your fingers to touch your clowngirl’s mouth and tongue, exposing her teeth, making sure she can smile, that her mouth is wet, and that there are no obstructions in her throat (yet).. You go back to the instruction booklet. Number 2 on the instructions says, “Once you are satisfied that your clowngirl’s mouth is in working order, you are encouraged to start using it for your pleasure….” Enjoy your new toy…