As I scroll through my endless emails, I see a spammy looking email from a sorority I was in for just a few weeks my freshman year of college. Gross. Imagine me wearing pink or caring what all the other airheads were doing?? The email asks for donations and gives a link to sign up. I try to delete the email and unsubscribe but a video pops up and I can't get it to go away, what is this weird mindfucky imagery?? I start to repeat sorority mantras and get caught up in the video. Suddenly I snap out of it, but I feel more preppy and bubbly than before. I look down at my dark goth outfit and gasp in shock..what am I wearing? Why would I wear something so black? A good sorority girl wears pink! I quickly change into something more appropriate for me, a sorority girl, and fix my makeup and hair.Now I am fit to sign up for my sorority alumni and make a large donation! I admire myself in the mirror until my roommate comes in. She looks dreadful in all black and frizzy hair, so I get ready to fix her up so she can donate to our old sorority too!