Make your wife so angry fantasizing about her catching you virtually cheating with me. We both know she'll hyper focus on everything I am that she isn't. The makeup that I wear. The lingerie I'm always in. How much younger I am than her. How I do my hair. All the medspa treatments I get. Fund my high maintenance lifestyle as you stroke behind her back. We just have something together that she will never be able to compete with and you love funding our virtual affair.