POV: You Are Busy Reading The News Paper Like Any Other Day When All Of A Sudden Your Daughter Rushes In Your Room Dressed In A Bikini Begging To Use Your Car To Go Hang Out At The Pool With Her Friends. Slightly Angry & Confused Because It's Not Even That Warm Outside Yet- You Decline & Attempt To Get Back To Your Reading... That's When Your Daughter Pulls Out A Can Of "Shrink Spray" She Purchased Off The Dark Web & Blasts You Directly In The Face With It Causing You To Become The Size Of A Bug! She Then Swiftly Scoops You Up & Taunts You Before Placing You In A Jar All Day Where You Have No Chance At Escaping. A Few Hours Later- She Comes Back From The Pool & Decides To Punish You Further For Being A "Bad Dad" & Ignoring Her All Of Her Life, She First Sticks You Up Her Nose And Then Jiggles You Around In Her Belly Button Before Deciding To Get Rid Of You Permanently.....By Swallowing You Of Course!