Son, remember all the games we used to play. The one where I would knee you in the testicle so hard! Your penis always got so hard when I would hurt your testicles. I used to kick you in the testicles till you were about to ejaculate! The time you found out what castration meant and you wanted mommy to castrate you! I love pinching and squeezing your testicles till it feels I might pop them!