She has all the typical insecurities — worried about women that are hotter, younger, better in bed, more interesting than her. She’s probably voiced these worries to you before. Each time you’ve reassured her: “Babe, you have absolutely nothing to worry about!” or, “Honey, I think you’re the most beautiful girl in the whole entire word.” Stuff like that. But … it turns out that her exact fears are coming true. It turns out she DID have something to worry about all along … Me!