EW!!! Having a microscopic dick is the reason you’ll never be able to get a girl. It doesn’t matter how good you could get with your mouth, or fingers, or toys. Women want COCK! And that’s something, you’ll never, ever have. You were born inferior. Doomed to be single and sexless. Your love life is hopeless. No wonder you’ve learned to get off to women using you for your cash. It’s the only way to please them. You’ve finally given up. It’s become clear that it’ll always end the same, with you dejected, rejected and disappointed. Cry about your failures. Accept that this is your life. It won’t get better. Embrace your wallet reality. You can please me with cash as I verbally destroy what little ego you have left.