Surprised you’re home so early, you catch me eating the dessert we were supposed to share right in the middle of the kitchen. When I’m trying to defend myself talking about how much I’ve waited, didn’t eat that much of it, how I planned on making more before you got home, you have me show you whats left…. And its not very much at all. You’re disappointed in me but what can you expect! You left you fat hungry roommate at home alone with tasty treats! After coming up with a way to make it up to you, I leave the kitchen to finish of the sweets alone in peace.