You are an absolute GOON for Armpits. Not just any armpits… Ebony Armpits. Tierra Cool has the finest armpits you ever seen, her hair is gold and it smells like peaches. Rosie Reed has some pretty lovely armpits too. Queen Melanin has these thick chocolate armpits so pretty it makes you wanna lick them and worship them both. They are here to make you worship them all. And your gunna do a great job because this is what you love!