Look at this huge whoopee cushion that mommy got! It's so big, isn't it? Mommy's whoopee cushion is so big! Mommy wants to sit on it so bad. It's so big! Listen to the noises it makes. It sounds like farting. I want to play with my pretty pussy while I bounce on my whoopee cushion. Stroke for me while I sit on my whoopee cushion.