So we've been flirting for a while and you've boasted about your package so much, I've been waiting anxiously to finally see it! Let's unzip your jeans and see that COCK! Unziiiiiip and... wtf? Is that it? Really, all of it? How embarrassing for you. How do you even have the gall to show that dick in public? You know, scratch that, I think you shouldn't be allowed to call it a dick. We'll put your ''penis'' in thongs and have you stroke that oversized clit like a girl. After all your whole hand is too big for that clit of yours, you'll only need a few fingers..