You love stroking to hot, rich brats like me, don't you? Staying holed up in your disgusting goon cave, hunched over your screen is where you belong, you pervert. Can't handle the reality of your own life, so escape becomes the more attractive option. Can't say I relate. I spent my days doing whatever the fuck I want, spending whatever the fuck I want, and just generally being better than you in every way. I'm so curious, what got you here? What do you tell people when they ask you what you do for fun? Nevermind. I don't care. All I care about is that you keep pumping the pain away, and spending on Me.