I'm your favorite teacher and I noticed you haven't been paying attention in class lately. Is something distracting you? I think it's me in my cute dresses and glasses. You're hot for teacher! I got into this profession because I care about education and I an personally invested in your success. Therefore, you are in need of some jerk off instructions that will allow you to focus on what really matters: your schoolwork! I want you to go places in life and that isn't going to happen with heavy balls. Let me help you drain them.