After years of using sad, worthless, lonely men for their money, morality has started to creep up on Me! Really, it's just SO cruel and unfair of Me, a perfect, deserving, greedy Goddess, to be taking advantage of men's weaknesses to the tune of thousands of dollars for Me and financial ruin for them. It's time for Me to speak My truth and offer My condolences to those My actions have affected over the years. I hope you can all accept My sincerest apologies! I promise I won't do it again! The viewer is assumed to be a man with a penis.