Being poor is a choice. And I'm sick and tired of you making bad decisions. Being cheap isn't cute. I like BIG sends, not those stupid little peanuts you call "tributes". So from now on, I'm going to guide you through a life of fiscally responsible decisions until you spiral down a path into financial ruin for Me. The only thing I care about is YOUR MONEY, so you're going to heed My perfect Princess advice and give it ALL to Me. I deserve it for being such a sexy, dominant life coach!