I've been waiting for a moment to get you alone, I even wore this sexy outfit just for you. Unfortunately, you missed dinner but I have another way you can consume it.. through my farts lol. Listen to how I describe what I ate for dinner and how gassy it always make me when I eat so much. This has always been a fantasy of mine, a guy who doesn't mind a gassy woman. Now jerk off for me for the perfect night cap.