Hey there boss man! Are you surprised to find me in your room on our business trip? You commented to me at work that I needed to wear stockings every day because my bare legs were unprofessional. Are these the kind of stocking that you had in mind? I thought you were trying to help me but now I believe after looking at your browser history that you have a stocking fetish! I will happily wear stocking like this every single day, as long as I get the 30% raise that I want. I’ll even start wearing my skirts shorter so you are in danger of losing your secretary to your other colleagues. I’m sure they could promise me a nice big bonus too. Let’s keep the work place competitive!