I'm ramping up my calorie intake so I can get my gains to massive proportions, and what better way to fatten up this greedy belly than by chugging a quart of heavy cream. 3200 calories right down my throat and into my growing fat tummy on my quest to be the fattest blob in the world. Getting so nice and full as I chug and burp with reckless abandon while I sit on my mobility scooter.