You're having troubles with your college coursework and hire me to tutor you. I arrive at your place, eager to assist. I watch over you while you complete a section of your homework. I'm super thirsty, so I start sipping on a soda. I lean in to check on your work and accidentally burp in your face. Embarrassed, I apologize. You continue to work on your assignment and I continue to burp and apologize for being distracting. I offer to leave the room, but you tell me you don't mind and I should stay. Once the tutoring session is complete, you offer me extra money to continue to burp for you. I think you're joking, but you're not. Since I'm a struggling student as well, I accept your offer. I chug my soda and burp for you for a few minutes. I have to leave and go to class. I hope we can do this again sometime.
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