[custom] I’m going to ask you some questions about your marriage. These questions are to gauge where you and your wifey are in your relationship. Perhaps you two could last… but perhaps you’re an armpit-loving pervert who would choose to cheat on your wife with my pits. My hairy armpits make your brain freeze and you can’t help but answer every question honestly. I want you to think long, hard and deeply about my pits, about your marriage and about your urges…