I've had my eyes on you for a while now, and I'm so happy to finally get you all to myself. You are my biggest crush - I am always noticing how delicious you look and I have an insatiable craving for you. I invite you to stay for some tea, and continue flirting with you and telling you just how delectable you look. By the time you realize the tea had something extra in it, rendering you helpless, it is too late. You are going to live forever in my belly now! I can't wait to feel you inside of my stomach getting digested.