As your teacher, I've noticed your behavior lately, and it's simply unacceptable. You've been disruptive in class, not paying attention, and failing your assignments. It's time for some discipline, and I have just the thing in mind. So, here you are, staring at me again, unable to focus on anything but my... assets. I lean in close, and with a sense of authority, I let out a loud, resounding fart right in your face. The mix of shock and arousal on your face is priceless. Oh, what a naught boy you really are!