Ok, I think I'm almost done vacuuming, let's see. Ughhhhhh WTF? What's all that trash all around your chair? OK, lift your filthy feet, maybe I can vacuum it all. Oh wow, thank you for assisting your highness! Ugh, it seems there's way too much trash all around you. How the fuck did you even accumulate so much, do you just throw it on the floor anytime you finish a packet of snacks? How about those empty gatorade bottles? Ughhh you nasty! Is it really that hard to put it all in the trash? Ohhhh really you have no time as you're working so hard... Cue to the world's tiniest sarcastic violin, don't you think I'm working too? You're such a filth bag and a useless one on top. Your sex skills leave a lot to be desired anyway, I just wish I could vacuum you up with the rest of garbage. Hmmm, maybe I should reduce your size into something that fits my hoover nozzle first. Once you're tiny, I'll be able to do with you anything I please...