"Have you ever seen anything this beautiful? I am so soft your loins will blaze with fire when you touch me. I am elven, I am moonlight in the shape of a woman, I am a poem no sultan could ever write. I am a song. I am the dew on the grass at the first sunrise, and the sweetness of a woman’s first night with her man. I am…" This one set a new record for longest audio I've ever recorded! I found it to be quite erotic, actually, even though I almost fainted when I went to edit it and saw how long it was