Listen up, you pitiful excuse for a man. You once thought you were straight, didn't you? How laughably pathetic. I've watched as the holy BBC turned you inside out, breaking down every barrier you thought you had. Now, you're nothing but a devoted follower in the church of BBC, every thrust redefining your pathetic existence, every load a sacrament you wear like a badge of honor. You've been thoroughly homewrecked, corrupted beyond recognition, and oh, it's a glorious sight.