As we have taken on the heavy burden of civilizing you, conquered gaijin of the world, and turning you toward the wise, ancient ways of the Asian Goddess, we have remarked upon the fact that giving you fellow gaijin gimps slaves to aspire to can serve as a strong example of the actions and behaviours to emulate. With this in mind, A-Soc, in it’s glorious benevolence, would like to present to you the example of Gaijin Gimp slave 3726. What follows is an occurrence that transpired recently at a social gathering of myself and a few of my fellow A-Soc politburo members, relayed to you with the intention of showing you all that you could be. Follow me on Twitter: @NW_Asian