You and I are a couple and you kiss me and suddenly unbeknownst to you at the moment, I stand there and have a massive pop in my pants. You sniff around wondering what the smell is. Then you smell me and ask if the smell is coming from me. I deny and you keep smelling me telling me that I stink and smell like do do. You keep teasing me about the smell and exclaiming Wooo! You catch a glimpse of the huge bulge in the back and you tell me to turn around. You call me stinky pants, popy pants, and other names and then you tell me to go clean up as I stink to high heaven.