Real women ignore you, so why bother trying to improve? Instead of diving into the dating pool, just stay home and stuff your face! No sex or relationships for you- just eat pizza to fill the void. Just eat and eat and eat- replace the idea of sex with the act of stroking while you eat! There you go, just what you need! Another reason to become a homebound recluse. Gooning and eating pizza all day every day… YES! Face fuck yourself with FOOD! Just greasy cheese and sausage for a loser reject like you! Forget sex… just eat!