Your sorry excuse for a love life has always revolved around your pathetic simping inclinations. Your arousal is easily summoned by hot, cruel, dominating women who would never even give you the time of day. Being a simp for someone way beyond your league is a painful reminder of your perpetual inferiority. You're destined to be a forever simp slut, constantly longing for unattainable women who simultaneously humiliate and excite you. Simping is the sad excuse for your sexuality. Why stop here? BINGE.