IQ Drain for Gooners

If you're thinking, you're doing it wrong. Thorough gooning can only be achieved when your mind is completely off. You can only reach peak performance when you're slack jawed and focused on porn. Removing your brain cells will help with your transformation. You just have to be willing to accept my programming. Remember, if it feels good, keep going. Let's be honest, you're closer to porn dummy than Mensa member anyway. I don't need you smart, I just need you zombified. A pet for my own workings.