Aww, didn't you manage to fail No Nut November last year AND the year before? Looks like you might need a little help. Luckily, I'm here to re-wire your mind and assist. Sure, maybe I was the reason you failed last year... and the year before that... but, I'm being helpful this year. All you have to do is shut up, relax, and do as I say- you'll stop worrying about NNN in no time. I'll even impose some special commands onto your helpless little man-brain, for instance: no cumming without my DIRECT orders! So, no matter how hard you try to pump... no matter how mercilessly you pound away... nothing will come out, no matter how DESPERATELY hard you jerk for me. But, come to think of it, it is VERY dumb that you're following some stupid meme rule invented by basement-dwelling loser males, instead of orders from ME, a hot woman- so I may have to re-wire you a bit, to follow MY No Nut November rules instead- and of course, have you apologize for being so stupid and defiant towards womankind.