You thought after all this time of us dating that we would probably have had sex by now, didn't you? That's understandable - to be honest, I had expected that by now, too. But when I saw just how tiny your package is, I realized that just wouldn't work. You're clearly just too small for adult fun! That's okay though, because I have the perfect solution: I'm going to lock you in chastity! It's where you belong with such an itty bitty clitty. But that's not the only surprise I have in store for you. Once I've locked you away and taken the key, I'm putting you in thick, pink diapers, too! Padded and caged - just where you belong. (This clip is gender-neutral!)