They say that if you can't say something nice, don't say something at all- but I'm REALLY trying to be a more positive person lately, so I'm going to take on a challenge by doing my best to compliment you. It's hard, but I think I can do it if I focus REALLY hard. Maybe we can talk about how freakishly confident you are in that "interesting" outfit, being super brave by walking outside with your... nontraditional beauty. I REALLY admire your confidence! Or, we can talk about how cutesy-wutesy and adorable your little peen is. I'm trying my best- you're just a very hard person to compliment.