Get ready with Mommy while she does her makeup for a hot date, unfortunately not with you. Mommy only goes on dates with REAL men. But that's okay, you want her to be happy, and you know you'd never be able to please her like a REAL man could. Maybe if you're well enough behaved she'll let you pay for the date. Luckily she always keeps you leashed and caged when she's away so there's no room for misbehaving. But you'll always be a good boy for Mommy, won't you, puppy?