I met James on a message board about jocks. He said he had something to show me that would that would blow... my mind. James loves surfing and football. He’s got a pretty hot lopsided sort of smile, like he’s got a secret he wants to tell. He says when he played sports in high school he’d always take a souvenir from the locker room. Dude must have played a lot of sports... [true story #1]