Don’t deny it. Burps make you horny. Listen to Me enjoy a bottle of sparkling water. Gulping and chugging it down will bring up nasty yet sexy burps. The ones you love most! I giggle with delight at the sounds of My own burping. Each gas bubble erupting from My pretty mouth turns you on even more. I encourage you to savor the grotesque My belching. You can’t get enough and at the end of My bottle you still want more. Maybe if you ask nicely I will continue to indulge you.