We're staying in for the night to watch our favorite show. I'm already in my pajamas and comfortable laying by you. I open a soda and start to burp. Sorry, I don't mean to burp over the show. I continue to sip my soda and burp. I just can't stop burping. You're smiling and enjoying me burping instead of watching the show. I can give you a better show. I come closer and burp in your face. I start to hiccup a little, but keep burping. Am I your new favorite show?