I'm gardening and picking fresh berries to enjoy later. I've been noticing quite a few berries have little bites marks on them, I wonder what type of critter has been hanging out in my garden.  Suddenly ai see something out of the corner of my eye. It looks like a tiny person, but it's gone. No, that's silly. Why would a tiny be in my garden. I continue watering my plants and picking berries and see it again. I slowly crawl up to the tiny, and promise it no harm. It (you) trust me and I pick you up. I begin talking to you and talking you that I'm vegan, I wouldn't eat you, however, you did eat from my garden and I just can't have that. I shove you in my mouth and eat you right up! My belly begins to expand and I get pretty gassy. I release some big belches and rub my belly, pat my belly, and wiggle my belly to help you digest a little bit faster.