Babe, I have a confession...I went through computer and found a lot of smoking fetish related porn. No no, it's okay. I should be the one apologizing. But I'm not sorry that I did it...I'm glad I found that. I've been wanting to spice up our sex life. So I went down to the smoke shop, and look what I got. Want to watch me smoke? Do you like that? Why don't you take your pants off so I can jerk you off while I smoke?